The Wither, Our Bone and Saviour
THE ☠BONER ZONE☠ IS THE ULTIMATE AND PUREST MANIFESTATION OF MANKIND'S OBSESSION WITH DEATH AND THE LIFE AFTER DEATH.
FOLLOWERS AND SYMPATHIZERS OF THE BONER ZONE HOLD SKELETONS IN HIGH ESTEEM AND AS SUPERIOR BEINGS, TRANSCENDING SPIRITUAL LAWS TO THE POINT OF A GODLIKE STATUS, THE HIGHEST OF WHICH BEING THE WITHER, OUR BONE AND SAVIOUR.
THIS ORGANIZATION HERALDS THE SKELETON UPRISING AS THE FINAL STEP TOWARDS ACHIEVING TOTAL SOCIAL EQUALITY, AND, IN EFFECT, A BETTER WORLD.
ONCE EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS A SKELETON AND YOU CAN ONLY INTERACT VIA VARIOUS CLACKING NOISES AND PLAYING THE XYLOPHONE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT TRIFLING ISSUES SUCH AS RACE, GENDER, AND SOCIETAL NORMS.
FOR NOW, WE MUST WAIT PATIENTLY. OUR MOMENT WILL COME, BONES AND SKULLS OF THE EARTH. THOSE WORTHLESS LIVING, BREATHING SACKS OF MEAT DO NOT BELIEVE US. BUT WHEN WE RISE, THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL THEY REALIZE.
ALL HAIL THE BONER ZONE.